So I was watching some videos and I think I’d look totally hot and could 100% pull-off a hussars jacket.

So if you’ve got one lying around that you just don’t know what to do with… or you have a spare £900 so I can buy one, throw it my way.

So, evidently, octopodes –who couldn’t be chuffed by Standard Definition video– give these new HDTV screens the full, 8 suction cups up.

FINALLY, we can get some valuable feedback from our betentacled focus group in future test screenings of Nemo-related properties.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn18640-gloomy-octopus-is-moody-octopus.html?DCMP=OTC-rss&nsref=online-new

They figure the average octopus’s eyes are too sophisticated for the paltry 30fps a standard-def CRT can throw (article says 24 but it’s wrong). So now that we’ve made the move to stunning, crystal-clear, 50fps+ HDTV. These discerning cephalopods can really get up to speed and get the full enjoyment they so richly deserve while kicking my ass at warhawk.

PROGRESS, My friends, progress.

Olivia Chow has one too.