Some friends and I are eating at a late night chinese place.(http://www.gardenbakery.ca) I’m making faces across the table at my pal manybears, she is making faces back. Suddenly, the waitress who was walking along waiting tables clear across the room skids to a halt, just about spills her pot of coffee all over herself, and stares straight at me. I get some odd reactions from women when they see me, but this sortof sticks out. She RUNS across the room stops and points directly at my face and says loudly

“DO THAT AGAIN!”

I oblige.
(facebook people might have to click “view original” or whatever to see the video.)

I’m pretty sure she’s just in love with me.

-dean

Steph made the mistake of giving him some kiwi-strawberry fruitopia… now we can’t keep him out of our mugs.

-dean

I was intensely involved in a game of warhawk (The look of concentration is because I am running with the flag i just snatched.) when Steph noticed the birds had congregated on me and were just mellowing out and preening and stuff. She snapped a pic, before I realized what was going on.

Harper: Ok, now I can introduce a bunch of stuff that will REALLY piss them off but they’ll have to pass it because they don’t want to force another election and waste even more money than we just did. Suck my balljuice and pass this!

Everyone else: What. the. fuck? goddamit, We can’t really vote against this because it will force an election but what else can we do? this is retarded. oooooh yeaaaaaah coalition seems to work pretty damned well for switzerland , we can do that… actually, it’s really the only viable option we have.

Harper: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I take it all back guys. (Shit… we should look into proroguing parliament if they keep giving me that death glare.) This is undemocratic!

Layton and Duceppe: sooo… when we told you to piss off when you wanted to form a coalition to bring down the liberal minority that was democratic?

Harper: FUCK
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Watching CPAC…
Paraphrasing:
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Yasmin Ratansi: Conservatives consistently run us into debt every single time, blah blah.

My Riding’s MP Leon Benoit: “You’re so wrong, listen to these tax cuts.(lists a bunch of tax cuts) Don’t tell me we can’t balance a budget.”

Yasmin(in a “talking to children” voice): are you serious? that’s like exactly what I just said. When you don’t have money coming in… you go into DEBT, like you’re running into a deficit now.
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((I’m going to go cry about my lack of representation for awhile, I should never have turned this on.))
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So if you’re a conservative, who do you blame for that budget? Fire Flaherty? Replace Harper?

-dean