Just so you know, I’m overhauling my site. So if it looks broken or half of the stuff you’re looking for is missing the next time you’re here…

I lost my drafting pencil the other day at a wedding. I probably spent a good hour combing the floor/table where I was sitting looking for it. Have you ever lost something inconsequential but then spent an inordinate amount of time trying to track it down just because “Jesus… I didn’t move from this spot, where the hell could it be?”

I do that a lot.

This time, I found it the next day, 100km away from where I lost it, and yet, right where I put it the night before.

-dean

Dillinger Escape plan… with Mike patton… playing an aphex twin song.

My treble clef just got an erection.

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Get it fucking straight.

So, I’m working on an image to affix to the back of my macbook pro.

I’m sure you’re all familiar with Rene Magritte’s painting “son of man”?

I know it’s supposed to be a self portrait, but I always figured it was Charlie Chaplin under there. (there are images here that don’t show up in the retarded facebook import so view the original post as usual)

The idea of course being:

I don’t know if it’s funnier having the apple behind his head, glowing through, or if I cut it out.

-dean