Possibility of too much information ahead, so quit readin’ now if you’re going to whine.

So for the past couple weeks I’ve been experimenting with a minimum productivity time eating exercise plan.

15 push ups after every time I have to pee. (I drink a ton of fluid so that’s like 85 pushups a day.)
25-30 sit-ups as I brush my teeth.
75-100 toe… lifts? (that thing where you stand up on your tippy toes repeatedly without letting your heel hit the ground.) while I’m washing my hair.
And touch my toes ten or so times while I’m still in the shower for good measure.

Anything else I could do during the annoying captive times of the day? Shaving annoys me the most… yet I can’t imagine what to do while I”m shaving. Maybe some deep knee bends, but I’d like to go as easy as I possibly can on my knees while I’m young cause every single old dude I know complains about how their knees are shot.

I have really girly arms so the fact that I’m able to do anything approaching 85 pushups a day astounds me. Getting past 10 has always been somewhat of a struggle. Someone remind me in a few months to let you know if I have the beefy arms of a Scott Kucherawy or not.

-dean

Four Page I colored. I might surruptitiously update it so look out, if thing has a shadow, you know it’s been updated.

-dean

“It’s a poor workman who blames his tools.”

Of course it is… Rich workmen can afford the good ones.

-dean

I gave up on my guitar a few years ago and gave it to my little brother. He learned to play and eventually bought himself a new guitar. By this time I’d grown anxious to pick up the box and give a concerted effort to learning how to play for real again. When i got it back from Sean it had a few extra little nicks here and there but it was still in rockin’ shape. The surprise came as he handed it back to me and proclaimed…

“it may have had a name before, but it’s new name is Yamzeus”
“Fair enough, So shall it be named. Bit of an odd name for a guitar though, why Yamzeus?”
“Because it’s a Yamaha… WITH THE POWER OF ZEUS!”

Can’t argue with that.

I got a bit curious to see if other folks loved their FG-331s enough to name them after Greek gods.
http://www.harmony-central.com/Guitar/Data4/Yamaha/FG_331-01.html

Yamzeus seems to get the lovin’ all around.

-dean

http://www.gearbits.com/archives/2005/08/hawking_technol.html

So, when I’ve got some spare cash I think I might buy one of these and set it up so it’s facing the main drag out front.

I’ll set it up so it has its own webpage and it’ll refresh every 15 seconds or so. I’ll hang a sign on my signposts that has the website’s address on it so people will get curious and check it out.

I’ll put some instructions up so people can stand in front of the camera and call their friends on their cellphone and have them take a screengrab of them standing in front of the camera (or if they bring their laptop they can do it themselves via my wifi) . and then I’ll set up some way for folks to upload that image to the server and we’ll have a running archive of every asshole in the town who wants to moon the camera.

Good idea?

-dean

Cleaning my harddrive, I found a couple of CD Covers I hadn’t posted here. I don’t think these were the final version that went to print but it’s what I found so there you go.

-dean

Thanks to the IntarWeb I know what house I’d be in at Hogwart’s, if I was a harry potter character.
important stuff.

I did some playing with the answers and One of the questions was what house do you WANT to be in. and that adds 20% to that house. So without choosing a house, I’m a slytherin. actually, if I don’t choose any house, I wouldn’t be over 50% on any of them so I’d be a squib.

now you know.

RAVENCLAW!

You scored 40% Slytherin, 52% Ravenclaw, 32% Gryffindor, and 16% Hufflepuff!

Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,

Will always find their kind.

Ravenclaws are known for their intelligence, ingenuity, and lifelong thirst for knowledge.

Link: The Sorting Hat Test written by leeannslytherin on Ok Cupid

scribbled this up today. the face is rendered with hues instead of tones, hence the odd look. Kinda fun though.

-dean