Dave McCaig: You know those Jesus fishes? Like on the backs of Cars?
Dean Welsh:Yeah….?
Dave:Well I asked my religious friend about it and he said it was in reference to the whole water into wine thing. Bread into fish.
Dean:Okay…?
Dave:yeah… so…I was wondering about the logistics of that… and Figured he must just like… Eat some bread… raise his arms up and shoot fish out of his nipples… Slowly spinning… Screaming, he’s like god’s factory!
Dean:(laughing)
Dave: yeah my friend wasn’t too impressed… i think I offended him.
Dean: Would he like, squirt them out like this?
(Long lag in chat)
Dave:No… more slowly… More like he’s “making” them… like you’d never ever want to eat this fish…
LIKE THIS!

-Dean