I’m a new neighbour. Drop a hi in the comments if you’re so inclined.

This is a B.O.B. (punching bag)

This is a Hogu (Chest Protector)

This is some Headgear.

This is a Cake of a bob wearing a hogu and some headgear.
he is mostly marshmallow.
It was for Keith Gaulton. He is rad.

Attempt at piping straight lines was complete failure. Attempt at painting Santa on a chunk of fondant with food coloring was complete success.

After a solid month of Moustache growth, this is what I had. Now you know.

Gabrielle made a muppet of me.

1) experiment and see how long it takes the town to send you a “hey shovel your damned walk” letter if you don’t shovel your walk at all, all winter.
2) get tired of waiting and decide that veg probably doesn’t have a show-shovelling bylaw in the first place… ’cause c’mon it’s getting ridiculous.
3) scrape up pack snow from sidewalk and throw into a pile on your lawn
4) look at the stack of snow on the other side of the sidewalk in the parking lane and think… “if they still haven’t plowed that pile from the roads at this point, I guess they really can’t send me ‘shovel-your-damned-walk’ letters without being total hypocrites”
5) kick yourself for not riding it out for the entirety of the winter season.
6) arrange snow chunks in an orderly fashion.